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She　turned　back　to　Kati。　？Thanks　for　the　tip；？　she　said　a　little　sarcastically。　Maybe　if　she　asked

both　twins　to　rub　her　with　oil；　she？d　be　thronged　by　hot　Hamptons　surfer　boys？　just　her　type。

Right。

？Nice　suit；？　Isabel　piped　up　meanly。

Vanessa　knew　she　looked　ridiculous　in　Jenny？s　girls？　size　12　Hanna　Andersson

bumble…bee…striped　bathing　suit；　but　she　could　hardly　resist　the　urge　to　kick　sand　in　Isabel？s　eyes。

Instead　she　finished　her　juice　box　in　one　guttural　slurp。

She　heard　the　skinny　girls　lying　next　to　Isabel　snicker。　Assholes。　She　was　about　to　offer　them　an

icy　death…glare　when　she　suddenly　realized　she　knew　them！　Except　。　。　。not。　At　first　the　girls　looked

exactly　like　Blair　and　Serena；　but　then　the　longer　she　stared　at　them；　the　more　deformed　they

appeared。　The　brunette　had　a　shaggy　face…framing　haircut　and　brilliant　blue　eyes；　and　two

enormous　teeth　protruding　from　between　her　lips。　The　blonde；　who　was　frighteningly　skinny；　was

almost　beautiful　except　for　the　visible　pulsating　purple…blue　vein　in　her　forehead　and　the　fact　that

one　of　her　nearly　navy…colored　eyes　was　slightly　lopsided。　Plus；　a　truly　beautiful　girl　like　Serena

wouldn？t　be　caught　dead　in　a　purple　cutout　bathing　suit　like　the　one　this　girl　had　on。　There　was

even　a　ridiculous　cutout　hole　on　her　belly　button。

Still；　for　that　split　second；　a　wave　of　relief　had　washed　over　her。　Friends！　She　could　have　real；

human　friends　out　here！　It　made　her　realize：　even　if　these　low…rent　versions　weren？t　the　real　thing；

Blair　and　Serenamust　be　kicking　around　some…where；　right？　Where　else　would　those　two　go　for

the　summer？

？Do　you　haff　a　problem？？　The　weird　impostor　Blair　glared　at　Vanessa。　？Maybe　is　something　I

can　help　you　with？？

？Oh；　sorry；？　Vanessa　stammered；　embarrassed　that　she？d　been　caught　staring。　？It？s　just　that？？

？Yes？？　the　girl　demanded　bitchily。

？It？s　just　that　you　reminded　me　of　someone　I　know。？　Was　this　girl　Russian　or　just　retarded？

？Mmmm。？　Bizarro　Blair　studied　Vanessa　closely。　Then　skankbomb　blond　version　of　Serena

sitting　to　her　right　leaned　over　and　whispered　something　into　Bizarro　Blair？s　ear；　dramatically。

How　friendly。

？You　know　vhat？？　Bizarro　Blair　smiled　at　Vanessa　and　ran　her　fingers　through　her　thick；

shoulder…length　chestnut　hair。　？You　give　me　very　good　ideas。？

？Vhatever。？　Vanessa　turned　away　from　the　blanket　full　of　bitches　and　focused　her　attention　on

the　twins；　who　were　now　taking　turns　spitting　chunks　of　chewed…up　orange　cracker　at　one　another。

？Very　good　idea；？　the　Blair　clone　repeated　behind　her。

Oh？　And　what　couldthat　be？

d？s　big　fat　geek　experiment

？You？re　here！？

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